Llm on Rusty Bower

Teaching Security Cameras to Describe What They See

Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000

A notification that says “person detected on doorbell” is useful. A notification that says “a delivery driver in a brown UPS uniform placed a medium-sized box on the porch and is walking back to the truck” is significantly more useful — especially when you’re in a meeting and trying to decide whether to get up.

Mac Studio as a Kubernetes Compute Satellite

Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000

My K3s cluster runs on six Intel NUCs. They’re great for the 50+ containers that make up my homelab — Plex, Home Assistant, Frigate, Paperless, the usual suspects. But they’re terrible at machine learning. Four Skylake cores and 32 GB of RAM per node doesn’t get you far when Immich wants to classify 80,000 photos or Frigate wants a vision model to describe who’s at your door.

Fixing 10,000 Upside-Down Scanned Slides with a Local Vision LLM

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000

My grandfather had about 10,000 35mm slides. I rented a SlideSnap X1 and spent a weekend feeding them through — 33 boxes worth, organized into folders by box. The scanner itself was great, but when you’re pushing through thousands of slides in a weekend, some inevitably go in upside down or backwards. No metadata, no EXIF orientation flags — just thousands of JPEGs, some right-side up, some not, sitting on a NAS.